TIME TO GET DOWN ‘TA BUSINESS.

The Tea Party Agenda

(originally found here.)

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2 p.m. – Serve cucumber sandwiches and Earl Grey in good bone china

2:10 p.m. – Dismiss servants to their quarters

2:11 p.m. – Trade de rigueur pleasantries

2:15 p.m. – Exchange idle gossip about wicked hussies and speculate over why the sexton twitches like that

2:30 p.m. – Plot radical overthrow of the federal government

2:45 p.m. – Scones

3 p.m. – Adjourn

HOW I’M FEELING POST-ELECTION.

Barack Obama’s Undersold 2012 Campaign Slogans.

(originally appeared here.)

We Might Be Able To

We’re Open To Suggestions

If We Do, We’ll Let You Know

I’d Like To See You Try

I Wouldn’t Get Your Hopes Up

There Are Only So Many Hours In A Day

Worrying Isn’t Going To Solve Anything

We Had Good Intentions

For The Record, We Really Thought We Could Have

It Turns Out We Actually Can’t

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R.I.P. Dave.

“Washington and the Pacific Northwest have lost a legend.

Seattle Mariners sportscaster Dave Niehaus, known to many across The Evergreen State and beyond as the voice of summer, died at his home of a heart attack today, his family and the team confirmed this afternoon. He was seventy five.

Beloved by Mariners fans everywhere, Niehaus had been part of the organization since its inception, calling games season after season.

His catchphrases are well-known throughout the region, including My oh my!, Swung on and belted, Fly, fly away! and Get out the rye bread and the mustard, Grandma, it’s grand salami time!

Excepted from here.

 

SOUNDS FAIR TO ME…AND UM, WHEN WE GET BACK IN POWER…LET’S OPEN SOME INVESTIGATIONS ABOUT HOW WE WENT AFTER IRAQ. SOUND FAIR TO YOU?

“One of the biggest consequences of the 1994 Republican Revolution was the wave of investigations the new GOP majority carried out against the White House, culminating in President Clinton’s impeachment. Now that the 2010 midterm elections are over, many Democrats and progressive commentators are concerned the same fate will befall President Obama, given the intensity of conservative loathing for his administration. Here are five areas where investigations are likely.”

Aggravating details here.