TIME TO GET DOWN ‘TA BUSINESS.

The Tea Party Agenda

(originally found here.)

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2 p.m. – Serve cucumber sandwiches and Earl Grey in good bone china

2:10 p.m. – Dismiss servants to their quarters

2:11 p.m. – Trade de rigueur pleasantries

2:15 p.m. – Exchange idle gossip about wicked hussies and speculate over why the sexton twitches like that

2:30 p.m. – Plot radical overthrow of the federal government

2:45 p.m. – Scones

3 p.m. – Adjourn

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