Potential Nicknames for the Star Player on My Son’s Soccer Team.
(originally found here.)
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Mauricio the Magnificent
The Puerto Rican Pelé
Jackass Ball Hog
The Apparent One-Man Show
Mr. What Kind of 5-Year-Old Has Facial Hair?
The Ringer Suspected of Juicin’ in His Mommy’s SUV Before the Game
Seriously, the Boy Has Pubes
Le Stealer of Le Fucking Ball From His Own Le Fucking Teammates
The Boy Who’d Better Stop Pissing Off the Snack Mom
Jesus, Will You Pass It Already?
The Kid Whose Ass Will Be Kicked by My Kid Come T-Ball Season